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my name is brooke. i am a graphic designer and occasional freelance writer. BEHOLD THINGS THAT MAKE MY DOOKIE TWINKLE. |
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Ann: Really, I mean, you’re not scared to eat here?
Ron: When I eat it is the food that is scared.
d.c. meat week starts tomorrow night at urban b-b-q in in rockville. GET SOME.
(via fivefifteen)
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I often thought as a small child how much Lady Elaine Fairchile could really use a major makeover. Land of Make Believe? More like the Land of Fashion Nightmares!
scott smallwood, national treasure.
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Best stapler award goes to Alicia Merritt. (Taken with instagram)
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The only food that interests me when I open the refrigerator is cheese. Srsly.
Cheese audit: 3. Bit low if you ask me.
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Ben Folds Confirms New Ben Folds Five Album
“It’s happening fo sho - Day 1 in studio with Robert and Darren through March
#NewBenFoldsFiveRecord”Doooooooope.
Pants: peed.
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our loose lips, Alan Suderman, found this A+++ photo of Mayor Vincent Gray. @suhloan suggests a caption contest. We suggest making this his official re-election portrait.
ONE KITTY!!!!!!
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I saw, on that afternoon, that it’s possible to transcend the limits of your skin in a friendship. That a friend can take you out of the boxes you’ve made for yourself and burn them up. This kind of friendship is not a frivolous connection, a supplementary relationship to the ones we’re taught and told are primary – spouses, children, parents. It is love." -
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January 23rd 2012
