pure idiot mystery (this halloween, i was the sluttiest member of the washington city paper staff)

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i think this is a sad reflection on them, not me. sidenote: as i was getting ready on saturday night, i worried that i was playing into the sexy halloween costume cliche instead of skewering it. then i drank more beer. the end.