pure idiot mystery |
my name is brooke. i am a graphic designer and occasional freelance writer. BEHOLD THINGS THAT MAKE MY DOOKIE TWINKLE. |
i ate a lot over christmas, so i need to eat really healthily over the next few days so i look hot in my backless, unforgiving new year’s eve dress. but i’m on my period! and my period rule is that i can eat whatever i want! (i imagine t.i.’s “whatever you like” is secretly about this policy.) WHAT TO DOOOOOO?
