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see this when it’s finished.
Wow, Let me just say “I’m renting”
I bet she might make a cameo! Probably Not.
*Barely Qualified*?
im jumping on the reblog train with this one.
I was hoping for something a bit more Sapphic. We open in a library: Sarah is burning books, undetered by
How about Pitbulls...Lipstick? Or Impalin’ Palin? Or simply Cunt?
I tested this out the other night: With my hair up and a pair of glasses, I’m a dead ringer. Got my Halloween costume...
Presumably, the producers of The Bridge to Blowwhere* will provide the black-framed glasses, the bearskin rug, and the...
That’s nothing. When she was just my governor I saw ads that wanted a sarah palin look alike (to have sex with). down to...
Drill Here, Drill Now Starring Sarah Polin’ and Joe Libidenous.
Ahahahahahahahahahah
Brace yourselves for the “Zach and Miri Make a Porno” knock-off “John and Sarah make a porno”.