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You’d think that the “International Congress of Churches & Ministers” would have a plain ol’ boring website, but you’d be wrong.Dear God.
I felt like i was going straight to hell when i watched this…
No wonder people are afraid of Christians.
ROFL at everyone’s comments. and the intro. i can’t tell if i was just being briefed for a spy mission or getting...
“I think I just regained my faith” totally my first reaction to that epic fucking intro.
The holy fuck was exactly what i was thinking. i mean that INTRO ALONE!
WTF?!?!?!!?!? kinda makes me feel like im a hero, about to go on a secret mission
This was my face when I saw the intro: O.O I also kept thinking, “DO EPIC SHIT” for some reason.
“Holy shit” was the first thing that came to mind, and I have to say that fits pretty well.
I was waiting for it...tell me “choose your character clergyman.”
I am intimidated.
It’s like the introduction to a mid-1990s video game! This is amazing.
Wow. oh. em. gee.
You’re Missing. The. Point.
They got pretty creative here. who would of thought lol
Holy crap. Crazy stuff.
this looks something straight out of hell.
At risk of saying epic, this website’s intro is extremely epic.
Woah… The International Congress of Churches & Ministers needs to calm down. LOL
All I can say is… Holy Shit.
the music, the sound effects, the whole thing is epic in a little browser window. congrats to them, i hope it gives them...
I got a little scared there…
Jesus Christ, it’s the opening credits to a Michael Bay film.
wow, this totally lifted my mood for some reason. who was the one who said “yes, put that on our website”?
I was sitting in a movie theater. That was crazy.
vforvelociraptor: brookehatfield: thomaswheatley: gregbrown: You’d think that the “International Congress
sweet jesus of sound effects!
my soul has been taken away just from looking at that. I’m stunned. Stunned.
WOW. It’s like Starship Troopers - I kept waiting for someone to ask “Would you like to know more?”
christ almighty.
you HAVE to watch the intro. it made me laugh knowing that such an intense intro is for this this site.
thomaswheatley:gregbrown:...watch out for jesus rappelling down your house and busting...
I’m sure the designers for this were ready to kill someone after this.
HOLY SHIT! Guys … they totally have minister-mobiles and costumes and do superhero type stuff when no one’s watching. SO...
hahaha! definitely a Barney-Stinson-production!!
Intro made me go :O
HAHA regarding the Barney Stinson comment, well said.
My brain hurts now.
wow…..When did Michael Bay find Jesus?
HOLY CRAP. Not safe for people with seizures. That is…intense.
I’m 99% positive Barney Stinson designed this website.
Greg, I submitted...prayer request and a praise report on your behalf. It seemed like the...
Wow! Not what I expected when I clicked on that!
holy seizure inducing intro batman!