pure idiot mystery (It’s funny, but I used to say if he were the last...)

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"It’s funny, but I used to say if he were the last man in the world I wouldn’t marry him. He drank too much and messed around. But they say love’s like a potato, it sprouts from the eye. He was nice-lookin’."

alberta martin, the last confederate widow, on her second husband. from “confederates in the attic.”