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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>my name is brooke. i am a graphic designer and occasional freelance writer. BEHOLD THINGS THAT MAKE MY DOOKIE TWINKLE.</description><title>pure idiot mystery</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @brookehatfield)</generator><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>for brandon, on his birthday: wu tang album covers redesigned as...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqubgOuUi1qz7ayho1_r3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;for brandon, on his birthday: &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/loganmills/sets/72157617640418633/"&gt;wu tang album covers redesigned as blue note album covers.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235990400</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235990400</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:45:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Helen Mirren didn’t end up [being in Precious], because she got a real offer that paid her..."</title><description>“Helen Mirren didn’t end up [being in Precious], because she got a real offer that paid her money instead of chicken wings.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/jezebel/full/~3/C0A9qQWjSgI/gabby-sidibe-is-hilarious"&gt;gabourey sidibe&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235590469</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235590469</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:50:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>my sister got me these socks for $0.99 at the piggly wiggly in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspvftG7fc1qz7ayho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;my sister got me these socks for $0.99 at the piggly wiggly in eufaula, ala. they are bright pink with tigers, hot chicks and piles of money on them. they are 90% nylon, 10% spandex and 100% responsible for giving me toe cancer, probably.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235506494</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235506494</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:11:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>How an American soldier is made</title><description>&lt;a href="http://kottke.org/09/11/how-an-american-soldier-is-made"&gt;How an American soldier is made&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aewsome.tumblr.com/post/235372185/how-an-american-soldier-is-made"&gt;aewsome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is fascinating.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The Denver Post followed high school graduate Ian Fischer as he enlisted in the Army, went through training, left for Iraq, and returned home; &lt;a href="http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/09/10/ian-fisher-american-soldier/"&gt;the photos tell quite a story.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;the level of access here is amazing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235459581</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/235459581</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:14:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>We are on cake this is insane.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;We are on cake this is insane.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/234494409</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/234494409</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:24:03 -0500</pubDate><category>5.</category><category>5.</category></item><item><title>How do we know this is a true southern funeral? 7 gallons of sweet tea in the kitchen, and counting.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;How do we know this is a true southern funeral? 7 gallons of sweet tea in the kitchen, and counting.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/234239231</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/234239231</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:29:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>another gem from scavenger hunt, a claustrophobic little junk...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm1axqu491qz7ayho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;another gem from scavenger hunt, a claustrophobic little junk shop on clairmont. i wish i’d gotten it, even though i have nowhere to put it. the line work of the illustration is really nice.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/233350177</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/233350177</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:28:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>a gem from scavenger hunt on clairmont</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksm137b8MI1qz7ayho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;a gem from scavenger hunt on clairmont&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/233346569</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/233346569</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:23:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>aewsome:

shorterexcerpts:

julyshewillfly:

Contrasting images...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslc6tv5R61qz4wobo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aewsome.tumblr.com/post/232950552/shorterexcerpts-julyshewillfly-contrasting"&gt;aewsome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shorterexcerpts.tumblr.com/post/232943823/julyshewillfly-contrasting-images-from-maine"&gt;shorterexcerpts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://julyshewillfly.tumblr.com/post/232940325/contrasting-images-from-maine-on-the-left-the"&gt;julyshewillfly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Contrasting images from Maine. On the left, the people who had their rights taken away by a majority vote. And on the right, the people who happily celebrated, and put their hard work, time, and money into taking away the rights of their fellow human beings. (Images via &lt;a href="http://www.daylife.com/search/photos/1/grid?q=Maine"&gt;Daylife&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Why couldn’t the jackasses on the right invest time and money in repealing divorce laws? If marriage is that sacred to them, why don’t they fight &lt;i&gt;that &lt;/i&gt;fight?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Goddammit, Maine.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/233055032</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/233055032</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:04:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>manymany:

Adam Bartos
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjgsmkHJP1qane1mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://manymany.org/post/232078207/adam-bartos"&gt;manymany&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adambartos.com/Home.html"&gt;Adam Bartos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232079548</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232079548</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:16:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>International Year of Astronomy 2009 posters
i think this is my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjoaheqXv1qz7ayho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/2009/11/03/international-year-of-astronomy-2009-posters-by-simon-page/"&gt;International Year of Astronomy 2009 posters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i think this is my favorite.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232020157</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232020157</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:51:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>International Year of Astronomy 2009 posters</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjo910OPl1qz7ayho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/2009/11/03/international-year-of-astronomy-2009-posters-by-simon-page/"&gt;International Year of Astronomy 2009 posters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232019555</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232019555</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:51:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>International Year of Astronomy 2009 Posters by Simon Page</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjo7kHLZv1qz7ayho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/2009/11/03/international-year-of-astronomy-2009-posters-by-simon-page/"&gt;International Year of Astronomy 2009 Posters by Simon Page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232018882</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/232018882</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:50:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksim39qt0n1qz7ayho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231473564</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231473564</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:06:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>little edie</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksilvjJv3p1qz7ayho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;little edie&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231469319</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231469319</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:02:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>little edie beale</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksilp5jMHG1qz7ayho1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;little edie beale&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231465605</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231465605</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:58:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.last.fm/user/brookehatfield/charts?charttype=weekly&amp;date_to=1257076800"&gt;My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;ol&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Swell+Season"&gt;The Swell Season (9)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Big+Star"&gt;Big Star (2)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/Kelley+Stoltz"&gt;Kelley Stoltz (2)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/The+Moth"&gt;The Moth (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.last.fm/music/NPR"&gt;NPR (1)&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Imported from &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com/post/23488847/last-fm-tumblr-weekly-top-artists"&gt;Last.fm Tumblr&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://joelaz.com"&gt;JoeLaz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231160339</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231160339</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:24:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>vote for my roommate's blog!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=CSwkPaucRfHD557OeIeOqg_3d_3d"&gt;vote for my roommate's blog!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;her blog, &lt;a href="http://highglossblue.blogspot.com/"&gt;high gloss blue&lt;/a&gt;, is in the running for best blog in atlanta from the ajc. go vote for her! and read her blog, too — girlfriend is an interior designer by trade, and she’s a pretty great curator.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231087422</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231087422</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:58:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>my halloween costume is on wonkette!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://wonkette.com/411950/a-childrens-treasury-of-wonkette-readers-political-halloween-costumes#more-411950"&gt;my halloween costume is on wonkette!&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;please note that it is NUMBER 2, and please also note that my photo was NOT TAKEN IN MY HOME.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EDIT: commenters are gross!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231030068</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/231030068</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:41:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>this halloween, i was the sluttiest member of the washington city paper staff</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/11/02/halloween-how-sexy-was-it/#comments"&gt;this halloween, i was the sluttiest member of the washington city paper staff&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;i think this is a sad reflection on them, not me. sidenote: as i was getting ready on saturday night, i worried that i was playing into the sexy halloween costume cliche instead of skewering it. then i drank more beer. the end.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/230960380</link><guid>http://brookehatfield.tumblr.com/post/230960380</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:59:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
